服务热线:

135454844441

新闻资讯
联系我们
联系人:张经理
电 话:010-51658461
手机:135454844441
邮箱:123456@qq.com
地址:江西省神话市神话开发区团结路99号
网址:神话.com
您当前位置:首页 > 站内资讯 > 正文站内资讯
云顶线上娱乐平台
来源:网上转载

  为了满足我的性欲老公每天去晨练

     我和老公结婚已经有3年,进入了传说中的“皮婚”阶段,两个人上床不再有当初的激情,像做皮试一样,“吱”一下就完事了原文www.163xjk.com

  被我抱怨后,老公晚上特意早早关了电脑,和我“嘿咻”了半个多小时。然后他还不忘追问我的感受,我回答说:“还行吧,一夜一次郎先生。”

  他奇怪地问我:“咋还给我起了个日本伙夫的名字呢?”

  我告诉他那个一夜七次郎的笑话。老公嘟哝着说:“原来你追求的是这个啊,那咱得多来几次。”可“嘿咻”毕竟是个力气活,结果老公心有余而力不足。

  随后一段日子,他天天起个大早去晨跑。

  虽然他不歇气地锻炼了3个月,但还是没办法让“小弟弟”强大起来,顶多从“一次郎”升格为“两次郎”了。为了提高效率,老公还偷偷狂吃蒜苗和韭菜,拒绝碰丝瓜这种传说中的“倒阳”菜。

  吃多了味大的食物,弄得晚上“嘿咻”时,我恨不得戴个大口罩,太污染室内空气了!

  只好赶紧讨饶:“其实,那个一夜七次郎根本就是个传说啦,咱别迷恋那狗屁传说了。”

  老公说他还得摸索一下,最后,还说有办法了。

  啥办法呢?说出来羞死人,每次“嘿咻”时,当俺正要冲上快乐的顶峰时,他就跟个裁判似的吹起了暂停的口哨:“中场休息,中场休息!”然后过一会儿他又重新进入战场,重新进入就算做“一次”了。

  几次下来,弄得我烦不胜烦。他也很懊恼:“你以为我愿意中途撤退啊?这不是为了摆脱一次郎那名声嘛!”

  我一把抓紧他,说道:“管他一夜N次郎的,你忘了我是干什么的啊?我在单位可是质量检验员,又不是库房保管员,只记数的。你得以质取胜,知道吗?”

  从那以后,我和老公又恢复了正常的性生活。就让那个叫“一夜七次郎”的日本哥该上哪儿上哪儿玩去吧,我可不想让一个传说搅乱了我的生活。


where to buy wristbands in store
where to buy wristbands in store
id band company
silicone wristbands amazon
purple reusable shopping bags
branded silicone wristbands
branded silicone wristbands
business bracelets
custom leather lanyards
personalised temporary tattoos online
make your own band banner
green silicone bracelets
exhibition tote bags
how to make tyvek wristbands
a blue fidget spinner
texas wrist tattoo
red and white fidget spinner
where to buy koozies in bulk
www wrist com
make my own bracelet
microfiber tote
lanyard design maker online free
red white and blue wristbands
buy jelly bracelets
order fake tattoos online
where to buy tyvek
custom temporary tattoos for kids
cancer wristbands colors
neon silicone wristbands
create custom lanyards
custom design bracelets
personalized beer coolers
hand bands making
glow wristbands
oz shooting
buy rubber wristbands
custom awareness wristbands
pink heart band
places to buy lanyards
personalized leukemia bracelets
lanyard custom design
prostate cancer color symbol
custom lanyards houston
clocks band
cheap wristbands for parties
make your own charity wristbands
custom rubber bracelets bulk
how do slap bracelets work
personalized rubber bracelets cheap
work badge holder
plastic armbands cheap
custom silicone wristbands no minimum order
the color red band
most popular totes
what are wristbands made of
what hand do bracelets go on
dark green lanyard
popular tote bags
plastic rubber bracelets
wristband keychain
wristbands california
red and black bracelet for babies
beach sifter
custom printed silicone wristbands
where can i buy rubber bracelets
keychains for sale online
hospital armband
dark blue fidget spinner
rubber slap bracelets
superlative of blue
where to buy livestrong bracelets
wrist band com reviews
custom pinback buttons cheap
arm sweatbands custom
zaappaaz coupon code
grocery tote bags
eyeball ball
custom wristbands inc
glow in the dark fidget spinner caps
buy custom lanyards
personalized can koozies
you miss 100 percent of the shots you never take
personalised tyvek wristbands
custom silicone bracelets no minimum order
company logo koozies
order rubber bracelets cheap
hospital bracelet colors
selling bracelets online
wide silicone wristbands
wristbands and bracelets
different types of rubber band looms
beer can cooler
cheap plastic wristbands
blue and green band
livestrong logo vector
wrist lanyard for keys
paper wristband manufacturers in mumbai
make your own plastic bracelets
what does a blue wristband mean
deluxe fanny pack
收缩

扫一扫,关注我们